Few "fake" articles drew my attention. First funny article was the Walletless Biden Found Handcuffed To Bedpost. Special agents were responding to a distress call where they found Biden chained to a bed, spread-eagle, with a pair of cutoff denim shorts around his ankles. He also appeared to have lost his wallet with a lucky two-dollar bill, a Sizzler gift card, and a Federal Bikini Inspector badge. Theres no way that was true, why would the vice president carry a Federal Bikin Inspector badge..(hmmm)
Better yet the article -British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists was found to be pretty funny. Apparently the Queen ordered guards to decapitate seven tourists having their picture taken outside Buckingham Palace. She also has been up to no good. Staying up late nights..and turning lights on and off, trying to disband Parliament. haha thats funny. As well as putting aluminum foil in the microwave..crazy lady, i suggest a psychiatrist.
NEW YORK- Police Blotter: Merrick. Sept. 23rd. 8PM. 3 males reportedly accused of cutting of eachothers privates for the purpose of selling them on Ebay. Reports of a shanck knife were used along with a swiss army knife.. 2 out of the 3 males were rushed to the hospital as to the where abouts of the 3rd male, still remains unknown, however if you see privates for sale on eBay you will have found your man.
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